Let us discuss Michelle Tesaura
little disclaimer: As with all Survivor
profiles, I am totally making all this
stuff up as if I actually have a clue.
I do not in any way know any of these
survivors. However, I've received many
emails from past Survivors complimenting
me on my insight. So, although I make
this crap up, sometimes I'm actually right.)
Michelle is going to be the sweetheart
of Survivor 7. The other cutie blonde,
Christa, thinks it's going to be her,
but it doesn't appear as though Michelle
has been out trying to score hard drugs.
Plus, Michelle has a fish named Rosco.
AND! I hope she never takes off those
glasses because that librarian look really
works for me.
She was a cheerleader, but seems to be
more interested in the gymnastics aspect
of cheerleading as opposed to the we're-losing-by-30-points-but-I'm-still-smiling-real-big-because-you-just-never-know-right?-Go-Gobblers!
annoying happiness aspect of cheerleading.
She also did the Polar Bear Plunge to
help raise money for the Special Olympics.
She was one of those tour guides that
take prospective students around and was
probably perfect for the job. ("Go
Gobblers! Are you a Hokie?! I'm a Hokie
and you can be one, too!")
FYI: Gobblers is Va Tech's mascot and
a Hokie is a "student, alum, or fan
who supports Virginia Tech with spirit
Her audition video was really silly,
but since Michelle is so adorable, it
I'm having a difficult time coming up
with things to say about Michelle other
than that she's a cutie-pie sweetheart.
Because she's also athletic and what initially
seems to be a good work ethic, she should
do pretty well as long as she doesn't
get sick early on.
Other than that, I'm sorry I couldn't
be more creative. I've decided to just
add a few more pictures, instead.