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What I Want for Christmas
-
Rob Daugherty
It's
almost Christmas, 2003. I usually don't make a big deal out
of Christmas, but since few people reading this knows where
I live, I figured I may as well share what I'd like to receive
as gifts. This is sort of like hoping that wonderful psychic
energy is sent out and I get a lot of presents as a result.
So
yes, it's the holiday season and I am expecting gifts. Lots
of them -- small, big, cheap, expensive, real, intangible
-- doesn't matter. Money is always good, too. You can PayPal
me directly. And just to make the gift selection easier for
you, here's a list of just some of the things I'd like to
receive:
-
Thick,
cushy, snuggly warm socks with that anti-slip stuff on
the bottom
-
A
new set of drums with deep, wood shells
-
Electronic
piano
-
Hypnosis
Client/Guinea Pig willing to explore the mind and all
its capabilities
-
Hypnotherapy
office and a six-month massive promotional budget
-
Enlightenment
-
Cotton
candy
-
Vegetarian
options of restaurant menu items at reduced prices since
the meat's been removed
-
Whole-grain
bread to cost less since the good stuff isn't processed
out
-
Whole-grain
crust pizza
-
That
feeling right after a sneeze
-
UFO
sighting
-
Music
of any kind (except screaming hate-the-world death metal
and country twang)
-
My
parents to know deep down in their hearts that I love
them dearly
-
Lots
of live plants
-
An
ability to interior decorate
-
A
win-able political third party
-
Sunshine
-
Regular
walks on the beach
-
My
children to be with me every day
-
My
children to know in their hearts that this is what I want
more than anything else
-
Adult
versions of all those really cool toys kids have these
days
-
More
time
-
An
ability to travel in time
-
(I
won't ask for World Peace because everyone always asks
for this)
-
Instantaneous
Karma – you make fun of someone's hairy back, you
get a hairy back. You murder, you die. You love, you are
loved. (This way, I get World Peace without needing to
ask.)
-
An
eternal creative spark
-
Live
comfortably just by writing, lecturing, and blabbing my
thoughts
-
Ability
to heal
-
That
feeling of taking off in a jet airliner
-
Mexican
food
-
That
feeling of the first kiss
-
A
recording studio
-
A
treehouse
-
A
pyramid as large as The Great Pyramid
-
An
island
-
Atlantis
to be proven to have really existed
-
A
conversation with Krishna, Jesus, and Mohammed so all
this religious confusion can finally be cleared up once
and for all
-
Better
memory
-
Judicial
system with REAL psychics as jurors - no more lawyers,
no more lies, just "Innocent" or "Guilty"
-
Special
roads that are available to rent so you can drive as fast
as possible without fear of a speeding ticket
-
The
life of a squirrel - just for a few days
-
To
exude Love and, more importantly, for everyone to feel
this Love
-
People
to be able to see the chain of events they set off when
they do something good or bad
-
Wisdom
-
Peace
-
Nothing
That
should be a start. I hope this was helpful
Editor/Brilliance-Meister:
Rob Daugherty
Email: rob@letusponder.com
And
the wise man said, "Let us Ponder..."
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